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Is this the world’s most annoying ever sentence?

November 18, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

From the Herald Sun online:

LINDSAY Lohan’s family is livid after actress Gwyneth Paltrow mocked the 24-year-old’s substance abuse problems during Paltrow’s guest appearance on Glee.

10 Annoying things about this sentence:

  1. Lindsay Lohan
  2. Lindsay Lohan’s family
  3. Gwyneth Paltrow
  4. The fact that Gwyneth Paltrow guest-starred on Glee
  5. Glee
  6. The implication that this represents a further effort on Paltrow’s part to establish herself as a singer.
  7. The fact that Lindsay Lohan’s family took umbrage at some reference to Lindsay’s drug addiction
  8. Lindsay Lohan’s drug addiction
  9. The euphemistic use of the term “substance abuse”
  10. The implication that “substance abuse” is something that has happened to Lohan, outside of her control, and is therefore out of the bounds for appropriate mocking.

 

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