Is this the world’s most annoying ever sentence?
From the Herald Sun online:
LINDSAY Lohan’s family is livid after actress Gwyneth Paltrow mocked the 24-year-old’s substance abuse problems during Paltrow’s guest appearance on Glee.
10 Annoying things about this sentence:
- Lindsay Lohan
- Lindsay Lohan’s family
- Gwyneth Paltrow
- The fact that Gwyneth Paltrow guest-starred on Glee
- The implication that this represents a further effort on Paltrow’s part to establish herself as a singer.
- The fact that Lindsay Lohan’s family took umbrage at some reference to Lindsay’s drug addiction
- Lindsay Lohan’s drug addiction
- The euphemistic use of the term “substance abuse”
- The implication that “substance abuse” is something that has happened to Lohan, outside of her control, and is therefore out of the bounds for appropriate mocking.