Key, Jammy Bastard, to “Rescue” Hobbit “Crisis” #hobbit
Is it just me, or does this Hobbit panic in New Zealand seem headed for a last-minute save, courtesy of PM John “Jammy” Key? This from Stuff:
LATEST: Prime Minister John Key has waded into The Hobbit debate, laying the blame at the feet of the actors’ unions and promising the Government will meet with Warner Brothers.
The narrative arc of this particular story seems headed in one obvious direction. In fact, I will bare my arse in Times Square if I’m wrong and NZ loses the film.
Viggo Mortensen will probably play the PM in the movie version of his heroic intervention…title: Lord of the Keyrings?
Oh, and he gets to bash unions, too. Jammy bastard.